Last year Peter bought himself a motorbike. It took months of looking in every motor-repair shop in Central Portugal to find it. Motor-repair shops either stock brand new scooters, usually called ‘Sprints’ or ‘Cities’ in an ill-placed homage to the 1980s it appears. These great plastic things cost £2000 are about a 50cc and go about 20 miles an hour. With two of us on the back we’d never make it up the hill to Coentral, let alone anywhere else! The other thing filling these motor-repair shops are ancient motorbikes, mostly in bits, in need of much love. These bikes seem to be permanent exhibits at every repair shop, relics of bikes, bits missing, crash victims the whole lot. When we asked in these shops if they had anything for sale, it turns out that these bikes are semi-permanent displays, we were told on many occasions ‘no, it’s in for repair’ but these repair seems to take years! I think Peter had images of bikin...