So, do you have a hobby? Not me, I don't, but I'm trying to get one....trouble is, I'm actually not that good at anything. Despite still wanting to be a pop star (what do you mean 37 is too old even for Louis Walsh's X Factor group?), I cannot sing (didn't stop Two Shoes I know). I cannot draw, cannot paint, cannot dance (well on my own it's fine, put me with a partner and there is a danger they won't come out with both feet), I cannot sew, I dig up things when I garden and kill trees....do you get the idea? I know that at the start of a hobby you cannot be good at it from the beginning, but surely you need to have a flair? Something which sparks and you think 'wow I'm enjoying this, I could really get into this'. Alas, alas as yet that spark has not hit. More Edwina Curry than Alex Jones (Strictly fans, that one is for you). I recall, when I was about 11 painting a picture of our apple tree, at the time I thought it was great, looking...